vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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